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Suburban Street Freaks

tomithicus — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:17:04 CST

FORGET ALL FEAR!!!

Don't you love these things? Well we don't...

SSF 2008 Sampler

Admiral Shadow Sampler

Mexiwrestler 2008 Sampler

Thee General 08 Sampler

Sergeant Tom End of 2008

This is the salt lake city parkour site

Our good friends' free running site

Members' Pictures

tomithicus — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:42:56 CDT

Akira the blackanese freak! (Martial Arts)	Jordan the ladies man... (Backflips Like a mother)
David is a playah (gets good at stuff)	Preston................... oh man........... (soccer and is an all around free runner like tommy)
Tommy has a cool hat (ok at about everything)	J-dubs (New and improving)
Treck RIP (In my thoughts oft, brother- AS)	DAN DAN!!! (...workin on it)
Brice is zee Godfather (mad hops yo)	Members: Sergeant Tom: Head founder Admiral Shadow: Co-founder Thee General Zubal: Co-founder not hibernating... and kinda had the idea to start the club with tommy.... so don't give him all the credit!!!!!!!!!! Something Wee: Co-founder g'bye this summer J - Dub: first REAL member Akira: butt-saver thanks for brighton idol btw... Brice: Recruit Treck: saved by us Dan: newest member Will: Master at Fulls Possibles: Conner: not well known Dillin: takin a break for awhile Paige: first female ssf member Nate: naturally Talented kid

Allies

tomithicus — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:46:12 CDT

Devon Bardole:

winter training 08:

THE LIST

akira(ninja) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:37:41 CDT

3 Tricks To Accomplish...

Tommy
1
2
3

Jordan Washburn
1. Back Full
2
3

Jordan England
1
2
3

Akira
1 to be continued
2 to be continued
3 to be continued

My opinion for my three:
1.a. B-twist 720
b. Corkscrew 720
2. Wall loser
3. All vaults comfortable to the extreme

Quotebles

akira(ninja) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:18:48 CDT

"You only live once why not try something new"
_Akira_

"Practice doesn't make perfect.... Perfect practice makes perfect."
_Ranger Rebic_

"I didn't tuck"
_J Dub_

"DUDE YOU HAVE A 6 ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD!!!"

_everyone who sees J Dub_

"If you don't look like Sergent when you do a wall spin, you'll get it right"
_Admiral Shadow_

"Try to roll with your arms in your shirt"
_Sergeant_

"I'm sorry. We can't have you guys doing tricks here because you might hurt yourselves or others"
_Security Men Officers_

"Get the sun! ALLIGATORS!!!"
_Sergeant_

"Where's the banana?"
_Sergeant_

"*points at abs then laughs* HAHAHA"
_Thee General_

"look, its like a boat"
_Ranger Rebic_

"i lost"
_D-Mon_

"I finally won!"
_Admiral Shadow_

Discussion forum

tomithicus — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:01:06 CDT

Topic 1: Music For Suburban Street Freaks Extreme / Name for video

I just came up with that name on the spot so tell me if you have any other ideas...

Song ideas

Are You gonna be my girl - Jet
Lets Get it Started - black eyed peas
The Anthem - Pitbull
Faint - Linkin Park
Fat Lip - Sum 41
Church - T Pain

Please share your thoughts...

PS: to make the best video possible im thinking spending the ENTIRE summer '08 on it.

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Moves/Tricks Tutorials (NOT BY US, BUT FOR YOU!!!)

Admiralshadow — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:38:40 CDT

Webster

Influences

tomithicus — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:38:25 CDT

BREAKDANCING

Step Up 2 (final dance scene)

Requirements

tomithicus — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:25:57 CDT

The requirements to be in the SSF are as follows...

ELITE

-Frontflip (harder than backflip)
-Backflip (on tramp at least) one can learn on the ground later
-ummmm vaults... (kong, dash, monkey, lazy, and turn would be nice)
-don't have a huge ego
-hang out with SSF members
-will to do what ever it takes to improve even if dangerous
-ABSOLUTELY NO FEAR!!! I can't even tell you how much I love hearing "I'll do it later, its scary..."

NEWB

*if completely new, talk to us and we will bring you to a jam to see if you are serious about joining*

The Story

tomithicus — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:16:29 CST

The Suburban Street Freak's story is just like that of any other group that started. One man inspires another and the next thing you know, growth. It all started when a young knight named Tommy Newell, was in the midst of fighting a dragon that bestowed itself within him. It caused him much pain, but as it was about to destroy him once and for all, a warrior named Devon Bardole, appeared and slayed the hellish beast. The knight was utterly grateful. Unfortunately the warrior resided in a far off kingdom, too far for the knight to visit. Nevertheless, the warrior's deed was not forgotten. The knight spent numerous years training in solitude until one fateful day, a trader by the name of Sir. David Wee, stumbled upon the knight. Then and there a gruesome battle occurred for no reason what so ever. The results were two evenly dead"ish" nobles. Strangely enough, right after the fight they became the best of friends. Together the knights basked in the sun for ages to come until one fateful day (again)... The king of Stupidland demanded that the knights fetch his bride. Because of the most fanciful reward the knights accepted, only to be met at the bride's home by two guards. Preston Zubal and Jordan England Turns out that they were on the same mission as the two knights, but from the King of Dorkious. The knights and the guards then decided that the kings sucked and something had to be done. Following the long hours of pondering, the group decided to become the suburban street freaks. This band of heroes then declared war on the kings and totally kicked the living crap outa those G thugs. Dude they ripped it up it was like BANG! POW! KAZAAM! The knights then mounted their horses and rode into the sunset to found a kingdom which wouldn't totally suck.

THE END!!! (of the beginning)

The Story [Continued]

tomithicus — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:31:28 CST

The kingdom flourished for generations but ever millennia a great evil would raise over the land. One day the Suburban Street Freaks were enjoying a nice afternoon of PK when all of the sudden the earth cracked and crumbled. Out from the crevasses, Satan himself emerged. Any normal person would head for the hills but it is a sad day when Satan has to face the mighty SSF. The fight was going great until that foul beast played the dirtiest of tricks. He used his evil magic to turn the knights against each other. It was going to be all over. ALAS! A young farmer heard the cry of the knights by the name of Jordan Washburn. Pitch fork in hand, he came forward from the cornfield. Accompanying him were his sons. Akira Jones, and Brice Kawamura. The three then performed a move so spectacular it cannot be described. Let it be known, the devil will not be back anytime soon. The Knights were extremely grateful and requested the farmers to join in their nobility. The offer was accepted and an even greater group was formed. The SSF was bigger, stronger, and MANLIER! Nothing could stand in their way…until they could not flip the Bridge of Doom. That was the first time that something hadn't been accomplished within a short time period. Will they prevail or will they be smitten by the firey pits of hell? To be continued...

Contact Us

D-Mon — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:30:59 CST

Feel Free to contact us at any of these addresses.

Tommy: redsoxboy2758@hotmail.com

Preston: really_random23@hotmail.com

Jordan: eyeoftheagle@msn.com

David: soccer_playah98@hotmail.com

Akira: akira_ninja@hotmail.com

Brice: commandergiggles@msn.com

Jordan: crazyutahn@hotmail.com

Dillin: valikus_111@hotmail.com

Shaquille O'Neal: tallbuthorribleatfreethrows@hotmail.com